Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Enough With the Hurricanes!!!

As if I don't have enough personal hurricanes?
As if I don't have ENOUGH on my plate without having to worry about securing myself and this house against no damn hurricane...?? And flooding! And leaky rooves! And no electricity! And no pipe water... and whatever other calamity hurricanes usually carry??

Gustav, do yourself a favour and stay away from Jamaica, cause now is NOT the time for you to come messing with me... right now I could slay a dragon with my bare hands... yeah, I'm in THAT sort of a mood...
BE WARNED!

PS I wish this country was movable! Like around now, Jamaica could move to somewhere else out of the hurricane path, and then come back when the hurricane season is done! And don't be telling me no rubbish bout I could move, cause my house would still get demolished, and then what would I come back to?!!

16 comments:

kalonje said...

hahahaha!! You are crazy!! I think the hurricane would win this war, so how about you stay out of its way?? LMAO... you must be really pissed tho, challenging a hurricane! Girl, you made my day today!

Jdid said...

stay safe sistren. Gustav sound like he might be cruel

owen said...

I regret to inform you that gustav looks nothing like that picture you have up. go here http://www.ssd.noaa.gov/goes/east/tatl.html click on one of the single image pictures.

its a most disappointing hurricane

Nix said...

Yuh know when laas mi hear anybody talk bout "pipe water". LOL Too funny.

Anyhow, keep dry and lets hope this one is a doozy.

laroper18 said...

If only...

lucy said...

good luck Ruthibelle. i hope it passes by.

lucy said...

ahhhhh! i just looked up your area! hope you and your home are alright!

blahblohblog said...

I hope all is well with you. Post a holler so we know yuh safe.

Ruthibelle said...

@kalonje: glad one of us is smiling... this hurricane thing really pissing me off...

@jdid: Gustav was cruel: no light or water for a coupla days... not the nicest feelin, was like going back to cave days... very regressive

@owen: Gustav was disappointing to JA. Apparently he delivered on Cayman and Cuba... unfortunately

@nix: country mi come from... cyaan hide it, a jus so we talk, chu!! LMAO

@laroper: I know right? Movable countries... It's something the UN ought to look into.

@lucy/blahblohblog: thanx much. I did ma best and well, I think I'm okay... lol

Jamaican Dawta said...

Hmmm, is someone like you Gustav did need fi deal wid him case.

Hope you were okay during the storm.

Abeni said...

Glad to hear you are okay.Checked my relatives in Ja and they are fine as well so all good

Melody said...

Hi, Ruthibelle, ah been catchin' up on yu posts. Luv de "Mindless" poem -- hopefully, yu gettin' over de Heart-Ache. Your Usain post is nice -- altho mi prefer Asafa, who's so clean-cut wid a kinda altar-boy decency to his aura. In yu movie-quote post, which movie character said #4 "Kiss mi arse"?

Mighty Afroditee said...

Ruthibelle, glad to know that Sissy Gus pass u by, and just know, I fed up wid de hurricanes too! Lawd, I am doing more damge to my house in preparing for the dyam storms, and its costing me money! I cant fret for 6 months of the year! Grrr!!!

Ruthibelle said...

#4-PS I Love You.. the Irish dude said Kiss mi arse to his wife and she replied, Kiss mine, in English!!
LOL-classic

Anonymous said...

I didn't understand the concluding part of your article, could you please explain it more?

Anonymous said...

Not bad article, but I really miss that you didn't express your opinion, but ok you just have different approach