Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Tagged 1: Self-Search on Google

1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
So I typed in 'Ruth wants' and saw this: my husband wants to see me kiss another female? Then I typed 'Ruthie wants' and apparently I want one more year (can you say amen?). Then I realised that the question really was ‘Ruthie needs’ so I typed that in, and well, Ruthie Needs Money!! How true is that?? LOL

2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
Ruth looks like Baby Spice?? What? First off, she’s white, and I’m as black as midnight (and twice as dark!) And my hair is baby-fro-fabulous. Hers is a little less, ummm, negroid, you read me? No resemblance there.

3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
Ruth does: sexual health?? What’s going on with Google? So I didn’t like that answer and checked the ones below. Apparently I also do women’s bible commentary, and a strawberry dance… hmmmph!

4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
Ruth hates Lenan-lee from D. Gray-Man (what’s that?) and studying (actually not true, looove studying. Weird, I know)

5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "has gone" in Google search:
Ruth goes with Naomi. LOL!!! Hilarious, especially since I live with a 74 year old aunt! Who I fondly refer to as my Naomi (I know I’ve never mentioned her before, but tuff, so I don’t air all my laundry and spill all my biz on blogger... suck it up!!)

6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
Ruth loves “it”. LMAO. Let’s leave that one alone!

7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
Ruth eats “it” using her paw!! I swear I’m not making this up… Google is on something today!

8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
Ruth has the right attitude… Ok now we’re talking! I was getting a lil worried a while back thurrr..

9: Type in "[your name] died" in Google search:
Ruth died *whispers* of rare cancer... here comes the eerie music… don’t look at me like that nig, it’s Babe Ruth they’re talkin bout, not me…

10: Type in "[your name] won't" in Google Search:
Ruth won't apologise… haaaaaaaah! Someone got that line from me not two seconds ago!! LOL

11: Type in "[your name] can't" in Google Search
Ruth 'can't sell it – I’ll sit on it'. Whut? Can you say freeeeakeeeey??

12: Type in "[your name] didn’t" in Google Search
Ruth didn’t have rare cancer! Ha! I told you! (Hey, maybe neither did Babe Ruth?)

Gotta admit this was fun! Now you try it…


Jdid said...

using my real name of course

jdid needs our help
jdid looks like a very happy puppy
jdid does his part in fighting and does not tangle wih anything as complex as high school zoology
jdid hates the little girl and jdid hates her family. possibly true. lol
jdid goes hollywood.
jdid loves winter. so so so not true. couldnt be wrong-er lol
jdid eats superworms. what?
jdid has to drink. well i wouldnt say has to but lol
jdid died of cancer. hmmmm
jdid wont be happy
jdid cant spell
jdid didnt go to canada. oh really now well how's he get to toronto then. duhhh

lots of fun

Anonymous said...

Rachel needs 700 bikinis (what for?)
Rachel looks set to marry her much younger fiance (I hope not)
Rachel does the worm (wtf?)
Rachel hates dogfighters (lmao, actually, i'm indifferent)
Rachel goes back to work :(
Rachel loves to swim... (can't)
Rachel eats balut (i googled that, and it's a dead baby duck.. gross!!)
Rachel has the baby... oh god no! hate kids
Rachel died of overdose ??
Rachel wont stop moving as she prepares to revive career...
Rachel cant open her mouth anymore (lmao, what?)
Rachel didnt shut anyone down (god i hope not)

Ditto Jdid... had fun with this one!