1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
So I typed in 'Ruth wants' and saw this: my husband wants to see me kiss another female? Then I typed 'Ruthie wants' and apparently I want one more year (can you say amen?). Then I realised that the question really was ‘Ruthie needs’ so I typed that in, and well, Ruthie Needs Money!! How true is that?? LOL
2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
Ruth looks like Baby Spice?? What? First off, she’s white, and I’m as black as midnight (and twice as dark!) And my hair is baby-fro-fabulous. Hers is a little less, ummm, negroid, you read me? No resemblance there.
3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
Ruth does: sexual health?? What’s going on with Google? So I didn’t like that answer and checked the ones below. Apparently I also do women’s bible commentary, and a strawberry dance… hmmmph!
4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
Ruth hates Lenan-lee from D. Gray-Man (what’s that?) and studying (actually not true, looove studying. Weird, I know)
5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "has gone" in Google search:
Ruth goes with Naomi. LOL!!! Hilarious, especially since I live with a 74 year old aunt! Who I fondly refer to as my Naomi (I know I’ve never mentioned her before, but tuff, so I don’t air all my laundry and spill all my biz on blogger... suck it up!!)
6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
Ruth loves “it”. LMAO. Let’s leave that one alone!
7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
Ruth eats “it” using her paw!! I swear I’m not making this up… Google is on something today!
8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
Ruth has the right attitude… Ok now we’re talking! I was getting a lil worried a while back thurrr..
9: Type in "[your name] died" in Google search:
Ruth died *whispers* of rare cancer... here comes the eerie music… don’t look at me like that nig, it’s Babe Ruth they’re talkin bout, not me…
10: Type in "[your name] won't" in Google Search:
Ruth won't apologise… haaaaaaaah! Someone got that line from me not two seconds ago!! LOL
11: Type in "[your name] can't" in Google Search
Ruth 'can't sell it – I’ll sit on it'. Whut? Can you say freeeeakeeeey??
12: Type in "[your name] didn’t" in Google Search
Ruth didn’t have rare cancer! Ha! I told you! (Hey, maybe neither did Babe Ruth?)
Gotta admit this was fun! Now you try it…